Monday, January 28, 2013

Make-Up Day or MAKEUP Day?


Gracie went back to school today, but had to leave early because she wasn't feeling well. As we were leaving, the Director mentioned that since they'd canceled school on Friday due to the ice, they are holding a make up day tomorrow.

Gracie: Mommy, can I go to Makeup Day tomorrow at school?
Me: No, I think you'd better stay home and rest up. You'll probably be ready to go back on Wednesday.
Gracie: OH MAAAAAAN! I LOVE MAKEUP!
[Mommy's light bulb comes on]
Me: Ohhhhh...no honey. A make up day isn't a day where you get to wear makeup to school. It is an extra day that you go to school because you missed another day before that.
Gracie: Oh. Ok. Well, Wednesday is Cowgirl Day....

Friday, January 11, 2013

Few Funny Things



That happened over the last week or so...
#1 - G got in trouble at school on Monday.  Apparently, she hijacked a little boys coloring sheet and started coloring it FOR him because he wasn't coloring it to her satisfaction. She maintains she was "helping" him.  What a little control freak...no idea where she gets THAT from! :)
Yes, we had a talk when she got home...but it was definitely one of those times I had to hold back the smile.

#2 - C is supposed to be memorizing the 10 commandments for school over the next two weeks.  He was given the option of memorizing a 10 commandments song and singing it for his teacher OR a list of the 10 Commandments and saying it for his teacher.  Monday, he said he wanted to sing the song.  Tuesday, he came home and said he'd changed his mind.  (I assumed this was because he didn't want to sing for his teacher...I was wrong :)   When I asked him why he changed his mind, he said "The song has more words.  The list has less words.  I'd rather do the list." Mr. Pragmatic. :)

#3 - Last week I found a copy of a R*bert F*rber July Flower print at Goodwill.  I was pretty excited because I'd seen them before and really like the vintage look.  It was $5.00 and snatched it up.  I showed it to J and he was so-so on it...said it looked old :)  But he agreed to hang it in our bedroom for me this weekend.  After he put two (one hole was too low for my liking...he's very patient with me) holes in our still freshly painted walls, I hung the picture up.  Here is the conversation that transpired:

Me:  [as I was hanging the picture] See,  isn't that pretty...Huh...J, what is that in the vase at the bottom of the picture.  Is that a drawing of naked men?  What are they doing???
J:  That's...HO NOW!  That's three dudes...SKETCHY!
Me:  [Taking the picture down and putting in the To Donate pile] I'll go steal another picture from somewhere else in the house to cover up those holes in the wall.
(I hadn't noticed previously but sort of hidden in the vase was a "bonus" picture...kinda looked like the style of Leonardo Da Vinci's David...not sure what that style is called)